- Black
- BMW
- NO Plates
- Parked IN a crosswalk
- Parked ON the curb
- Parked IN THE FUCKING CURB CUT
Black BMWs®: Hard-shell Cases for Professional Assholes™.
I think in Los Angeles, the standard issue is white.
This is where I keep some things.
Not all of them, just the ones I think you might want to see.
This is when you are morally obligated to key...living fuck out of a car.
driver, meet Mayor Zuokas. Mayor Zuokas, meet *CRUNCH*
This is absolutely true.
transplanted East-Coaster, it still blows my ever-lovin’ mind that driving with no plates is at all acceptable in...