via merlin:

Douche Trifecta
Caucasian Benz
No plates
Parked in non-space near busy crosswalk
Congratulations, Tad, Trey, Tyler, or Skip. Please stop by the front desk to pick up your complimentary Bluetooth headset and unexpected  cockpunch.

via merlin:

Douche Trifecta

  1. Caucasian Benz
  2. No plates
  3. Parked in non-space near busy crosswalk

Congratulations, Tad, Trey, Tyler, or Skip. Please stop by the front desk to pick up your complimentary Bluetooth headset and unexpected cockpunch.

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  1. johnvanderslice reblogged this from merlin
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  3. coolerthanthat reblogged this from merlin and added:
    Easy, bro. I would NEVER drive a Mercedes.
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